eugepae!

sprinkledoughnut:

my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns


gorlt:

why are people so afraid to google things? why come to someone’s inbox and ask a researchable question where you may have to wait hours, days, even weeks for a response when you can google it in less than 3 seconds? what are you afraid of? results?


quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

j6:

yikes @ friendships you put effort into and they don’t reciprocate at all




sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined



Rate My Professor. 

Rate My Professor. 


catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks


willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.