eugepae!
hips: ngl

I just wanna make out with you and cuddle in baggy clothes watching movies and idk maybe put my hand down your pants whatever.


drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback


dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless


dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless


sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?


zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you


me at 7AM: tired
me at 12PM: tired
me at 3PM: tired
me at 7PM: tired
me at 10PM: tired
me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM

Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you to their level and beat you with experience
Lincoln (via psych-facts)

997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama